A girl on the airline flung her hair over my seat, obscuring my screen. I had to give the rude woman a lesson. š²š±
After several days of intense work, I finally boarded the plane. This flight was going to be my salvationāa few hours to turn off my mind, watch a movie, and unwind. I only dreamed of silence and peace.
But as soon as the jet began taxiing, my dreams were forcibly disrupted.
In front of me sat a young woman, barely in her twenties. As soon as she settled in, she flung her long, thick hair over the back of her seatāright onto my tray tableācompletely obscuring my screen.
I didnāt want any confrontation. I politely asked her to move her hair. She apologized and did so.
However, ten minutes later, her hair was back in my space.
I leaned forward again and repeated my request. She didnāt even turn around. She pretended not to hear me.
And suddenly, something clicked within me.
I decided that this soaring beauty needed a brief, yet memorable, lesson in basic manners.
So hereās what I did.
Iāll tell you⦠and Iām curious whether you believe I did the right thing.
I sat there for a moment, staring at the curtain of hair draped across my tray table like I was in some low-budget shampoo commercial. I had tried being polite. Twice. Now, it was time for a more⦠creative approach.
I opened my tray table quietly and carefully laid out my in-flight snack: a small cup of tomato juice and a packet of honey-roasted peanuts. Then, I gently gathered a few strands of her hair between my fingersājust enough to remind her where she had crossed the line.
I dipped the very tips of her hair into the tomato juice. Not enough to drench it. Just enough to leave a cold, wet surprise waiting for her when she finally noticed.
Then I sat back, opened my movie, and began to enjoy the showāboth on-screen and off.
It took about twenty minutes.
Suddenly, she jerked forward, yelping, and twisted around in her seat. Her perfectly blow-dried hair now had a streak of red down the side like a crime scene on a runway.
āWhat the hell?!ā
I smiled sweetly. āOh! I thought it was part of the airlineās new seat cover. Since it was covering my tray table and all.ā
Her mouth opened. Then shut. Then opened again.
The flight attendant approached, probably sensing the tension. Before Hairzilla could play victim, I calmly explained: āI asked her twice to please keep her hair in her own seat. She refused.ā
The attendant nodded, unimpressed by the girlās offended pout. āMaāam, please keep your hair inside your own space for the remainder of the flight.ā
She turned around, furiousāand didnāt flip her hair over my tray again.
Not a single strand.
I watched the rest of my movie in peace, sipping my juice and smiling. Not all heroes wear capesāsome of us just carry tomato juice and patience.
The rest of the flight went smoothlyāat least for me. Miss Hair Diva sat stiffly in her seat, clearly stewing but unable to retaliate without looking like a fool. Every so often, sheād sneak a glance behind her, probably trying to come up with a clever comeback. But it never came. I was already three episodes into a detective show, blissfully uninterrupted.
When we landed and the plane came to a stop at the gate, people began gathering their things. I stood up to grab my bag from the overhead bin, when I felt a tap on my arm.
It was her.
āI hope you feel good about what you did,ā she snapped under her breath. āSome people have bad days, you know.ā
I looked at herāreally looked. Behind the irritation and vanity, I saw it. The exhaustion. The forced confidence. And just maybe⦠a flicker of embarrassment.
āBad days donāt give you a license to be inconsiderate,ā I replied calmly. āI had one too. Thatās why I asked nicely. Twice.ā
She scoffed and turned away, muttering something under her breath.
And then karma decided to add a final cherry on top.
As she stepped off the plane, her soaked hairāstill tinted pinkish from the tomato juiceābrushed the crisp white shoulder of a manās suit.
He turned quickly. āWhat the hell?ā he said, brushing at the stain.
āOh my God, Iām so sorry!ā she panicked.
But it was too late.
The man was an airline executive.
I know this because as I passed by a few minutes later, I heard him say clearly, āWeāll need to take your details, maāam. This may involve a damage report.ā
I kept walking, a small smirk tugging at my lips.
Lesson of the day? Respect personal space. And never underestimate the quiet passenger behind youāthey just might be carrying tomato juice and a lifetimeās worth of patience.