A girl on the airline flung her hair over my seat, obscuring my screen. I had to give the rude woman a lesson. đ˛đą
After several days of intense work, I finally boarded the plane. This flight was going to be my salvationâa few hours to turn off my mind, watch a movie, and unwind. I only dreamed of silence and peace.
But as soon as the jet began taxiing, my dreams were forcibly disrupted.
In front of me sat a young woman, barely in her twenties. As soon as she settled in, she flung her long, thick hair over the back of her seatâright onto my tray tableâcompletely obscuring my screen.
I didnât want any confrontation. I politely asked her to move her hair. She apologized and did so.
However, ten minutes later, her hair was back in my space.
I leaned forward again and repeated my request. She didnât even turn around. She pretended not to hear me.
And suddenly, something clicked within me.
I decided that this soaring beauty needed a brief, yet memorable, lesson in basic manners.
So hereâs what I did.
Iâll tell you⌠and Iâm curious whether you believe I did the right thing.
I sat there for a moment, staring at the curtain of hair draped across my tray table like I was in some low-budget shampoo commercial. I had tried being polite. Twice. Now, it was time for a more⌠creative approach.
I opened my tray table quietly and carefully laid out my in-flight snack: a small cup of tomato juice and a packet of honey-roasted peanuts. Then, I gently gathered a few strands of her hair between my fingersâjust enough to remind her where she had crossed the line.
I dipped the very tips of her hair into the tomato juice. Not enough to drench it. Just enough to leave a cold, wet surprise waiting for her when she finally noticed.
Then I sat back, opened my movie, and began to enjoy the showâboth on-screen and off.
It took about twenty minutes.
Suddenly, she jerked forward, yelping, and twisted around in her seat. Her perfectly blow-dried hair now had a streak of red down the side like a crime scene on a runway.
âWhat the hell?!â
I smiled sweetly. âOh! I thought it was part of the airlineâs new seat cover. Since it was covering my tray table and all.â
Her mouth opened. Then shut. Then opened again.
The flight attendant approached, probably sensing the tension. Before Hairzilla could play victim, I calmly explained: âI asked her twice to please keep her hair in her own seat. She refused.â
The attendant nodded, unimpressed by the girlâs offended pout. âMaâam, please keep your hair inside your own space for the remainder of the flight.â
She turned around, furiousâand didnât flip her hair over my tray again.
Not a single strand.
I watched the rest of my movie in peace, sipping my juice and smiling. Not all heroes wear capesâsome of us just carry tomato juice and patience.
The rest of the flight went smoothlyâat least for me. Miss Hair Diva sat stiffly in her seat, clearly stewing but unable to retaliate without looking like a fool. Every so often, sheâd sneak a glance behind her, probably trying to come up with a clever comeback. But it never came. I was already three episodes into a detective show, blissfully uninterrupted.
When we landed and the plane came to a stop at the gate, people began gathering their things. I stood up to grab my bag from the overhead bin, when I felt a tap on my arm.
It was her.
âI hope you feel good about what you did,â she snapped under her breath. âSome people have bad days, you know.â
I looked at herâreally looked. Behind the irritation and vanity, I saw it. The exhaustion. The forced confidence. And just maybe⌠a flicker of embarrassment.
âBad days donât give you a license to be inconsiderate,â I replied calmly. âI had one too. Thatâs why I asked nicely. Twice.â
She scoffed and turned away, muttering something under her breath.
And then karma decided to add a final cherry on top.
As she stepped off the plane, her soaked hairâstill tinted pinkish from the tomato juiceâbrushed the crisp white shoulder of a manâs suit.
He turned quickly. âWhat the hell?â he said, brushing at the stain.
âOh my God, Iâm so sorry!â she panicked.
But it was too late.
The man was an airline executive.
I know this because as I passed by a few minutes later, I heard him say clearly, âWeâll need to take your details, maâam. This may involve a damage report.â
I kept walking, a small smirk tugging at my lips.
Lesson of the day? Respect personal space. And never underestimate the quiet passenger behind youâthey just might be carrying tomato juice and a lifetimeâs worth of patience.